hello. my name is jim bishop. this is what i look like today:

 

comfortable shoes

i smell like onions today. i can't shake it. margaret and i made chicken masala for dinner last night. i cooked four onions in it. i hope i don't really smell like onions, but that's all i can smell today. i invited lee and kavita over for dinner last night. i didn't realize that chicken masala was an indian dish. i mean really!! who am i to cook indian food for kavita??? the package says it's from pakistan!! i bought it at a mediterranean market!! oh well. the food was good, and then i made kavita sit through an entire showing of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. i now think that if you don't have a particular love for the book or the author, you're not really going to like that movie. i think it's the best adaption of a book for film ever. i think kavita decided she just doesn't like hunter s. thompson. i awoke this morning to find that one of my bad cats left me a surprise in the tub this morning. which one do you think it was? speaking of bad animals... my good friend doug bagley's precious pooch martha is missing. keep your eyes peeled!

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or look at what i looked like yesterday.