hello. my name is jim bishop. this is what i look like today:

 

------synopsis----------- ebay!! (read) tootle (read) sheepless shepherd (read) ------end synopsis------   i love ebay!! if you haven't already checked out the sega dreamcast i have up on ebay (link), you really should. i've already gotten three bids!! it rocks. i remember now why i don't shop on ebay very often. for those of you that don't know, i am a compulsive person. <<gasp!!>> margaret is probably saying, "really??" in her most mocking tone right about now. :-) anyway, so being a compulsive person makes me check the status of my sale every two hours. the same is true when i'm buying anything on ebay. i don't want to check it; i have to check it. i woke up in the middle of the night last night to check it. i checked it first thing this morning. it's a horrible addiction this ebay.   an ode to my aunt tootle my aunt tootle died last week, so in loving memory of her i have penned this ode. OH! aunt tootle you were my crazy aunt i remember the early eighties you would visit before you were crazy like a bat i can clearly see you wearing a brown pant suit telling us yet another of your tall tales you told us stories about how you worked for the FBI you told us stories about running liquor from mexico during prohibition you told us many funny lies OH! aunt tootle you will be missed it's nice to know that you now know who everyone is god bless tootle, amen.   what is a shepherd without sheep? i went to my kickboxing class last night and only the holy trinity remained: kavita, ella, and myself. where have all of my followers gone?

email me to talk about how you want to buy my sega for twice what it's going for now,
or look at what i looked like yesterday.