hello. my name is jim bishop. this is what i look like today:

 

happy feet

that's a picture of the boxer shorts i am wearing. they have little bees on them. i'm working from home today because i have a bunch of stuff to finish up before i leave for san francisco tomorrow. three days and two nights of northern california bliss. i heart the bay area. i went to that drag show last night. it was really cool, but i wasn't allowed to take pictures. we won't discuss it. anyway, it was a lot of fun. there were lots of really "interesting" acts. there was a guy dressed as cher that made the women at my table green with envy. hee hee. i had the most bizarre dreams last night. something bad is a-coming. i had four ominous, foreshadowing dreams. one was about these little kids being abused by their father. another was just this dream of me looking at a cat that someone had hung from a noose. another i can't remember. the last one was this guy telling me how something bad had happened to my cousin, dana, but i couldn't understand what he was saying to me. i called my cousin; she's fine. :-) the cats were bad this morning. i awoke to a large pile of feces in the middle of the kitchen floor. either the cats are asking me to look into the litter situation, or margaret is really MAD at me. i don't think bailey could have done it; she's way too sweet.

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or look at what i looked like yesterday.